Rick,
Here you go... http://thwack.solarwinds.com/docs/DOC-170644
I've uploaded the script to the content exchange. It requires some minor editng, but if you have any questions or need any assistance getting it setup, let me know and I'll do what I can to help.
You'll need to configure at least one rule, and make some minor changes to the script with a text editor. If you've got any issues with the Syslog server sending you e-mails, I may not be able to help you there, but provided you've got that working, we should be able to get through the rest of this with very few problems.